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by Neil on May 17, 2009, 11:08:00 PM
PHEW! Another week, another move. ***Visit the forums*** I'm now using paid-for hosting from the ace Positive Internet, courtesy of the extremely generous VerbWhores.

The reconstruction of the site is back underway, and all old content will be online soon at the new address. Plus, I'll finally get round to making new captures! Stay tuned.

by Neil on August 08, 2009, 11:35:00 AM
Just a quick note that today is the tenth birthday of Cook'd and Bomb'd...I'd like to thank everyone who has contributed to it over the years, and all those who have visited, and kept the forums buzzing for all this time. I'm genuinely thrilled at how the site and community have developed over the years, and so grateful for the amount of rare Morris material you lot have helped me surface and make available over the last decade. I'd hoped to have the total redesign of the site finally completed by now, but am still waiting for some new software releases. So please bear with me, I've a lot of new Morris encodes and the like to put up in the not too distant future.

There is going to be a birthday bash today in the Penderel's Oak, in High Holborn...feel free to come along if you're in or around That London, I've travelled over from Norn Iron myself. It kicks off around 2, and Louis Barfe is planning to do a CaB Radio show from the venue today, so listen in if you can't make it down.

It will be the second birthday of CaB Radio in another week or two, and I'm thrilled with how it's developing. I have some really great nights listening to the shows and talking crap in the chatroom, and you're more than welcome to join in. Don't forget that you can have a bash at it yourself, too, it's open to anyone, and you can submit mixes, call in on Skype, send voicemails (to 02895 811976), or do some live hosting if you feel up to it.

There are now four regular shows, and they are as follows:

Mondays, 9pm - TotalNightmares impressive mix of comedy and music.
Wednesdays, 9pm - Louis Barfe, the jazz Danny Baker. Fantastic pair of ears on him.
Thursdays, 9pm - SirHenry, a differently themed show each week, always interesting and entertaining.
Sundays, 6pmish - The Neil Bomb'd Pretend Radio Show, me living out my life-long desire to be a talk radio host.

You can send bits and pieces to me at waynecarr@gmail.com as well, if you wish. Get involved, we have an absolute blast...feel free to drop into the chatroom as well, even if you're not interested in our pretend radio shows.

Incidentally, I'd like to draw your attention to the second episode of RadioFace, which has been put together by some very talented members of the community. I think it's remarkably good, and am very keen to watch them continuing to develop their comedy.

Radioface Part 1
Radioface Part 2
Radioface Part 3

See also the new videos by Doug Sklenki, perhaps my favourite purveyor of home-made comedy...wonderful, life-affirming stuff.

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by Neil on April 09, 2009, 08:54:09 AM
Well, I'm really behind here, very sorry about that.  Since the last update, in case you aren't aware, there's been some news on the forthcoming 'Chris Morris suicide bomber thing' - which now has a working title of Four Lions.  You can find a full archive of the emails that have been sent out from Warp Films in this thread.  The long and short of it is that Morris has now seemingly recieved enough funding support that he won't need to rely on the fanbase to send in their 25 quids.  Here's the very latest email, which was sent out yesterday:

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Subject: FUNDED
Date: Wednesday, 8 April, 2009 11:18 AM
From: "Funding Mentalist"

Hello

Due to this week’s final confirmation on our funding, your chance to be in the film has just become more real...  no specifics yet but it might be worth getting yourself physically fit over the summer.  We may need you to do some running on camera this autumn (to cut into our shots from the london marathon last year).

This last word on our financing means we can move from faith to reality and actually start putting together a full team over the next few months. Rewrites continue. There have been meetings about posters(this seems to be far more important than actually getting the film cast, written and shot).  Location planning reports are good - we are currently focused on the Alps for Pakistan.

More news when the work kicks in. Meanwhile go and see In The Loop.  Chris has been banging on about it since xmas & says it is "very funny" and had him laughing "in three different registers".

 
DS

In The Loop, incidentally, is Armando Iannucci's new film - Comedy Chat has a thread you may want to read which follows it right from the initial press release.  I can't wait to see it, meself.  As someone with zero interest in politics and ISSUES, I still find it heartening to see Morris and Iannucci giving such a shit these days.  It's particularly refreshing to see Morris getting his teeth into something he seems genuinely angry about, again, and this new film sounds like it may also have enough extreme silliness to be comedically worthwhile.  Let's hope so.

While we're on the subject of irritation and extreme silliness, the 1994 Music Shows undoubtedly remain as one of the very highest points of Morris' entire career.  When I set up CaB Radio a couple of years ago now, one of the things I eventually wanted to do with it was to rebroadcast the old Morris shows as if they were going out live.  When the 1993 GLR shows turned up, I quickly realised they were probably my favourite Morris thing EVER, and that people's heads would spin if they heard them going out 'in context.'  In other words, they went out at 10am on a Saturday morning, and it's amazing what he got away with at that point - he was already doing bits like The Sock Quiz, and even performed the Chollis Ketteridge bit that would go out a year later on Radio 1! 

On top of that, I really love the communal listening experience.  So, anyway, now we've finally got round to putting this interesting little listening project into action, starting with those Radio 1 1994 shows.  Louis Barfe hosts an excellent regular show on CaB Radio - every Wednesday night from 9pm - and for the last few weeks he's been kicking off with a different Morris show.  These are then repeated by whoever is hosting on Sunday night at 9pm.  We're following the schedule to the letter, even down to the two-week suspension that was given to Morris after the Heseltine show.  So, the return show - show 7 - went out last night, and Louis is continuing from there.  Louis has also very kindly went to his own archives, and supplied upgraded copies of some of the shows, so look out for new versions of some of the shows coming soon - he's done a really great job of 'remastering' some of them.

To be honest, I find this whole venture really exciting, it's the first public airing these amazing shows have had in just shy of 15 years, and it's an absolute joy to be able to look forward to them Wednesday night now, particularly as I missed them when they actually went out on Radio 1.  Do please join us in the chatroom (java box - or use channel #cookdandbombd and server thor.portalx.org if you have a proper IRC client).  And keep an eye on CaB Radio, anyway, as I honestly believe there's some genuinely great stuff on there.  Remember also that I want everyone to get involved with it - get into the thread if you want to submit a mix, do some live hosting, send in home-made comedy etc etc.  (I'd really appreciate if people used the thread rather than getting in touch with me directly, as I'm totally snowed under with PM's and emails at the minute, so please bear with me, and do send a follow-up if you've been waiting for a reply on this or some other issue for a while now.)

Anyway, yes, Chris Morris on Wednesdays at 9pm with Louis, and then there's a repeat on Sunday at 9pm. 

I'll try and keep this update briefish, for a change, and perhaps add a seperate one later if more stuff occurs to me.  I must let you know that I've now moved the messageboard side of the site to a new server - this has been VERY kindly donated by lynxwolf, and I'm eternally grateful to him, just as I am to Nick Mailer from Positive Internet for continuing to put up with me.  Nick has been extraordinary with his generosity for many, many years now.  I must also thank Magnum for continuing to host CaB Radio and the chatroom server.  I'm so very thankful that CaB will hit ten in August, and I've managed to keep it ad-free thanks to the staggering loveliness of you lot out there.  Thank you so much for all your support over the years, and keep sending in those old Morris tapes and stuff - waynecarr@gmail.com

So, the site is still in disarray, really, and I have yet to finish the complete rewrite I started a few summers ago...but I am on the case.  I must also thank weirdbeard for the assistance he's given me over the last year - I started wikifying the site a while ago so that it could be kept updated by the userbase, rather than relying on my lazy arse to do it, and weirdbeard seized upon this idea, and has done an absolutely admirable amount of work behind the scenes.  Thanks to him, you will find a lot of the old downloads online again - hey, he even travelled around to get hold of TV and radio listings and all sorts!  So have a sniff round, and please remember that you can always, ALWAYS, improve this place if you think it's lacking in some department.

Finally, it's great to be able to say that On The Hour has finally been released on CD - you can find a thread on this in Comedy Chat.  Seemingly Morris himself was behind this, and a commendable amount of effort has been put in with regards extras.  I mean, the set even contains rushes!  Sadly, though, it's the edited repeats of series 2 that have been used - a few years ago, a nice chap made me a couple of dubs from the archives, and these seemed to suggest that the cut segments were tacked onto the end of the tapes, so I'm not sure what's happened there.  Regardless, it's fantastic to see this release, and I can't wait to get a copy myself.  Warp have even set up an OTH website where you can hear clips and the like. 
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by Neil on October 03, 2008, 07:25:09 PM
Somewhat bizarre happenings on the 'Chris Morris suicide bombers thing' front of late.  I'm still really quite hopeful and optimistic about this, particularly given the involvement of Bain and Armstrong, so let's get the important stuff up here first:

Quote from: WarpFilm
New Chris Morris project on Warp Films slate

£25 to fund and appear in Chris Morris' jihadi comedy....

CHRIS MORRIS JIHADI COMEDY TO BE A WARPFILMS CINEMA FEATURE

Following rumours in the press and online Warp Films can confirm that Chris Morris' comedy about british jihadis is being made by Warp Films as an independently funded cinema feature. The script has been written by Chris in collaboration with Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain and is now ready to shoot. Production will begin as soon as we are fully funded. To that end we are running a number of investment schemes including donations which give you the chance to be in the film.

mail enquiries to: fundingmentalism@warpfilms.com
Please pass this on to ten people

As mentioned in the above, this news seemingly first surfaced in Popbitch, who said:

Quote from: Popbitch
>> Brass neck <<
       BBC say Airline Plot good, Morris bad?

   Chris Morris. Role model for news and comedy
   shows on TV. He has a brilliant new show idea.
   The Brass Eye provocateur has written a comedy
   about a Jihadi wannabe suicide bomber cell
   in the North of England. It's funny and topical.
   The perfect TV show? Well, maybe to you and me.
   To the BBC and C4, the channels we hear he
   offered it to, it's not. They've said no to it.
   Possibly too scared at the subject content?

   Did you see the recent "Airline Plot" terror trial?
   The jury didn't convict but on the same day, the
   BBC thought it was appropriate to use their news
   programmes to attack that jury, and put out a
   Panorama show called "The Airline Plot" -
   when a jury had decided that no such plot existed.
   And Morris can't get his show commissioned!

And followed up with:

Quote from: Popbitch
We told you that Chris Morris' terror cell comedy had been rejected by a fearful Channel 4 and BBC. It seems they have a history of this. Muslim comedian Omar Mazouk was to present a mockumentary about misguided suicide bombers for BBC but this was also nixed. He took the idea to a TV network in Denmark instead, where it's getting rave reviews. 

And putting two fingers up to TV commissioners, Morris is turning his Jihadi sitcom into a film. He's got producers at Warpfilm and a distributor. All he needs now is enough money to make the film. Which is where we come in. Popbitch readers donating between 25 and 100 quid to help get the film made will get the chance to be in it. So get out your cheque book and burkha and email: fundingmentalism@warpfilms.com

Chris would not deny or confirm that recruits who sign up will also get a free al-Qaeda explosives handbook.

First Post had a more in-depth report (the following does contain spoilers):

Quote from: First Post
Chris Morris, the satirist behind Brass Eye, has had his new comedy about a suicide bomber cell in northern England rejected by both the BBC and Channel 4. The take on jihadism wasn't deemed suitable for prime-time audiences.

The production team behind the film was adamant that Morris – who had toured Bradford, Luton, Leeds and other towns in pre-production - wouldn't have offended the Muslim community with his parody. Mark Herbert from Warp Films said: "Chris's research has been meticulous. It is fatwa-proof."

Morris has said that he wanted the film to explore "the Dad's Army side of terrorism" and look at the human foibles of would-be martyrs. In it, potential suicide bombers attend a terror training camp where they argue about honey and get thrown out for smoking. One accidentally shoots another's foot. In Britain, the terrorists squabble over washing-up duties and their leader confuses a gram of triacetone triperoxide, a powdery explosive, for cocaine.

The synopsis cites an incident when real-life terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed invited a journalist to Pakistan to hear about his role as a ringleader in the 9/11 bombings, and then kept them waiting for two hours while he deliberated over which clothes would make him appear less fat on camera.

There you go then, £25 not only gets you the chance to help fund "Four Lions", it may also potentially give you the oppurtunity to find Morris on-set, and poke him in the chest while repeatedly droning 'when are you doing more radio, eh, you were REALLY FUNNY on radio!?'  That email address again: fundingmentalism@warpfilms.com

Thanks to Tokyo Sexwhale, wargoesbang and Illuminate for the above info.
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by Neil on August 04, 2008, 08:00:59 PM
As promised a couple of updates ago, I've typed up the limited edition Nathan Barley map that was sent out along with the press release.  Thank you very much to the kind chap who passed one my way back in 2005!  Sadly, I can't get it scanned or anything, so I've typed it all up, and will also attempt to stitch a load of photographs together.  Worth a go.  The map gives quite a lot of background details that I'm pretty sure weren't featured anywhere else, so it's worth a read.  Click the image below to go to the transcript.

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